WELCOME TO $ELBATS

The most UNSTABLE token proudly built on the STABLE Network.

CA: COMING SOON (Waiting for the Stable Network to unclog itself)

ABOUT $ELBATS

Welcome to the crown jewel of the "Stable Network". We looked at how perfectly stable the main network is and decided it needed a little bit of chaos to keep things perfectly unbalanced. Enter $ELBATS.

We utilize the cutting-edge technology of the Stable Network to ensure maximum network congestion exactly when you need to take profit. Forget those meticulously planned airdrop campaigns or community retention strategies—we rely strictly on hopium and 99% slippage. If your transaction doesn't fail at least twice, are you even using the Stable Network?

HOW TO BUY

Preferably one you will eventually lose the seed phrase to. We recommend writing it on a napkin.

Sell your car, borrow from your grandma, and bridge it to the Stable Network.

Ignore all those red flag security warnings. What's the worst that could happen?

Set your slippage to 99%, close your eyes, and pray the Stable Network doesn't crash today.

TOKENOMICS

CA: COMING SOON

TOTAL SUPPLY

1,000,000,000

TICKER

$ELBATS

TAXES

0% (Dev is too lazy to code taxes)

LP

BURNT 🔥